The Adventures Of Callie: #4 Into The Nether

 Hi, everyone! My names' Callie/Cal. Lots of my friends call me Cal. Anyway, I wanted to explore the nether better. I had already built a Nether Portal. So I didn't have to stress over finding obsidian. But what I did have to stress over was flint and steel. I needed to find gravel and iron. Gravel is found in rivers. And iron is found in caves. You know what? For once I was organized. I had a double-chest. And lots of iron in it. Like, sixty-four pieces. Anyway, I needed to find gravel. I am disapointed to say that I live in a swamp. But I was near a frozen river biome. AND RIVERS HAVE GRAVEL! So I looked and looked. Voila! Gravel was right there. I needed a shovel. Like, was I supposed to do this with my hands? No! That would be disgusting. So I had smelted the iron, and I had, in fact, smelted four. I only needed one! But I just plopped the rest in the chest. And then I had a nice iron shovel!

So I shoveled lots of gravel and ended up getting thirteen pieces of flint. I don't understand why gravel gives flint. But that doesn't matter, does it? So I carried by beautiful polished black flint into my house. It was still cozy to sit on my bed. And put things in the chest. So anyway I crafted flint n' steel, and went into the Nether. I spawned in the perfect spot! Soulsand Valley. I love Soul-sand Valley because there are quite a lot of bones. And when you don't like skeletons, its perfect. But the Nether is full of scary mobs. I did not throw away the flint n' steel. So that'd be fine. But what about my precious obsidian? I needed to build a shelter for my portal. But netherrack would be better then cobblestone. So I mined a lot. Apparently, that was not enough. :( But I did most of it!

Here's a list of things that tried to kill me:

Name: Ghast 

How It Tried To Kill Me: Trying to shoot fireballs at me. 

Why It Failed: I'm super skilled with my bow and arrows and flicked a few in his mouth.

Learn More About Ghasts:

Ghast's are big white jellyfish that are square-shaped. They even have tentacles! But there look can fool you. These big fat blobs of white are deadly. They shoot fireballs and due to there large size they can kill you a lot easier. But, if you manage to defeat a ghast, you might earn a ghast tear. You can use this to get a Potion Of Regeneration. 

Name: Magma Cube

How It Tried To Kill Me: Bouncing on to me and letting its fire soak into my skin.

Why It Failed: My normal diamond sword is good for times like this. So I just flipped it and split it in half. 

Learn More About Magma Cubes:

Magmacubes are kind of adorable. They have a black square body, yellow eyes. They also have black crevices in there body. Despite there cute appearance, they will try to kill you. They bounce on top of you to deal six hearts of damage. They drop magma creams, and you can use magma creams to make Potions Of Fire Resistance. They are helpful in the Nether. 

Name: Hoglin

How It Tried To Kill Me: Ramming its horns into my body

Why It Failed: I had extra help from a piglin and diamond swords.

Learn More About Hoglins:
Hoglins are light pink pig looking creatures. They have tusks on there snout. There back have black spikes and black hooves. They are a source of leather and porkchops. They try to ram there tusks into you so you get them stuck in your legs. 

Name: Piglin

How It Tried To Kill Me: First, it helped me kill a hoglin. Then once the hoglin died, it tried to kill me by turning into a zombified piglin and looking disgusting so much that I wanted to kill it.

Why It Failed: Hey, I'm just really skilled.

Learn More About Piglins:

These are the same shade of pink as the hoglin, and they actually have a shirt with a gold buckle. Just like Lucky the Leperachaun! They have flappy ears and sturdy hooves. You can trade with these animals, but you can't literally do it. You have to throw them gold, and they will give you something in return. Like, eyes of ender, potion of fire resistance and more. 

Name: Wither Skeleton

How It Tried To Kill Me: Drain out my health while I was near.

Why It Failed: I killed it quick enough not to die. When a person is in hardcore Minecraft, they have to do what they have to do.

Learn More About Wither Skeletons:

Wither Skeleton are gray skeleton the color of bedrock. There head is a useful drop. It is rare, but if you can get three, you can make the Nether boss. It is called The Wither. You put four pieces of soul sand down in the shape of a "T". Then you place the skulls on the top of the soulsand. They may also drop there sword. 

Name: Blaze

How It Tried To Kill Me: Similar to the ghast, it tried shooting fireballs. 

Why It Failed: If you have fire resistant armor you can defeat it, no biggie. But I also showed off using my bow n' arrow.

Learn More About Blazes: 

Blazes have blaze rods circling there core. They have beady black eyes and hover around the ground. They also give off smoke. If you manage to kill one and get blaze rods, you can make a bit of blaze powder. Blaze powder is used to fuel a brewing stand and also craft eyes of ender.

Name: Piglin Brute

How It Tried To Kill Me: I don't know how it happened. He just showed up and kicked me. Hard.

Why It Failed: Hahaha. I have an enchanted diamond sword that is also enchanted with Mending and Knockback II. 

Learn More About Piglin Brute:

They are kind of cuter then piglins. They have black shirts, and a gold buckle. There are more gold details, such as buttons. They attack on sight. Some of them have axes. I'm glad the one I killed did not.

Name: Chicken Jockey

First of all, you might ask me, "Cal, why did you include this? Chickens live in the Overworld!" Well, yeah, that's true. But not entirely! Some were enslaved by creatures and became slaves of them!

How It Tried To Kill Me: The one I got was a skeleton chicken jockey. So it tried to shoot me down.

Why It Failed: When a person has a shield, they use there shield. The arrows began deflecting on me and shooting at the skeleton instead!

Learn More About Chicken (Jockey):

Baby zombies in the overworld ride chickens. 

Once I was done mining netherrack, I made a 5x5 space with the netherrack. I'd placed a few windows, and I spotted a ghast looking at me. "Nahnaha booboo!" I cried out! Listen, that was fun. I needed a fun break. Ooh, that gave me an idea! I should make a Nether base. That was nice idea. I'd need to expand the area, but that was fine with me. Ghasts might spawn, but I'd do my best to prevent that. So I expanded it to a 9x9 space. Then I decorated it. I placed pots down in the corners and put bamboo in it. Then I put a 2x2 heart window. It had pink stained glass panes. And then I'd put stairs updside down to make shelves. Then I made a pale white sofa. Then I placed grass in there. On the grass I put pretty flowers. Then I put vines on the roof. Then I put a crimson door on it. "Stop getting distracted!" I murmured to myself. "Hello? Is someone there?" A mysterious voice said. "Umm, yes!" I called. "I'm outside of your house," they said.  So I opened the door. What I saw was a girl with a pale blue satin bow and a white dress. "Oh, hi there! Who are you?" I said, smiling wide. "Hello! I'm Lili." "Hi, I'm Callie. Y'wanna be friends?" Now it was her turn to smile. "Sure, Callie. Can I help you make your little Nether base?" I was so relieved. "Yes yes yes yes yes!" I laughed. "Come inside! I need more ideas!" She went in my house and told jokes. I kept laughing and laughing that my stomach hurt. Then she made quartz pillars in the corners, replacing the nether brick. It looked better. The smack-smack of replacing the brick was so relaxing. I needed to do things, too, I told myself. So I put a little netherwart farm. Then I put peonies on the grass. And then I found a fortress. "Lili! I found a fortress!" She stared at me with her big, blue eyes. "Really? Don't destroy the blaze spawner! We can make a farm!" I raised my eyebrow. "Farm?" Lili looked at me like I was crazy. "Duh! We need a blaze rod farm and an experience farm." "Ok." I shrugged. I'd take the loot and help with the farm. I spied a ghast. I had a brewing stand, I had netherwart, I had water bottles, I could make a potion of regen. I needed that kinda thing in my life. "Lili, can we kill two ghasts together so we can each have three potions of regen?" I asked Lili. "Sure. I have a bow and like, two stacks of arrows. Wanna try and kill em with me?" "Yeah, sure!" I said. Then she gave me one whole stack.  "Hey, Cal, here's a bow. Shoot one first!" So I did. Let me just say, I have such good aim.

And that ghast tear did not fall in lava. No, it didn't. It fell right into my hands. "Yesss!" I cried. I handed the rest of the arrows and the bow to Lili. "Thanks." She shot it, and it fell into her hands. Then we brewed three potions of regeneration each. I didn't sip it yet, because I've tried one before. It tastes like smelly socks and bitter stew.  My green eyes sparkled cause I'd gotten a great idea. I guess Lili'd been looking at my eyes. "What is it?" she asked curiously. "I just got a great idea. It's the best idea in the world. It'll help us when we are going away from our base." "What is it!?" she asked impatiently. "Oh, we could get just like, sixteen fire resistance potions?" I said mischeviously. She smiled. "Great idea. Let's start!" Magma cubes would be so useful. I got a great idea. "Hey, Lili, please finish off the house and I'll do a little mob killing spree. K?" She shrugged. "Sure! Kill a few blazes so we can get more blaze powder." Oh yeah. We were down to two blaze powders. So I quickly farmed a few rods and crafted powder. Then I put it in my chest. In case I died, I needed something to keep my tools in for me in case I died. Then I started shooting skeletons. "Haha! Get a taste of your own medicine!" I cried. A hoglin tried to kill me once or twice, and then I told it, "Hey, hoggy, y'know what's gonna happen? You're gonna die." I said. So I flashed it with my wooden axe. Only two hits! "Hahahaha! You don't even know how to ram!" I teased. Then I found ANOTHER ghast. Hey, it wouldn't hurt. So I shot it. It's tentacles flapped as it died. The gunpowder fell in lava. That's fine. I just wanted the XP. So then I put it in the chest and ran back to shelter. Aka our base. When I entered, I gasped. She'd put blackstone on the roof and on the sides. And on the front and back was prismarine. She'd also put a brick. And a soul lantern and at the top of the door. She'd also put wither skeleton skulls next to the lantern. "Woah, Liz, you're good at that!" I cried. "Thanks." She blushed. "You're pretty good, too. Do you want to see all the rooms in it?" She asked me. "Yes!" I cried. She showed me the bedroom first. I'd installed a mod called Start Decoratin', Babe!. And what that added is decorating tools. Using the modpack, she'd added a bedside table and a chandelier. And a nice rug. The rug was soft and fluffy, and my favorite color, pink! "Do you like it?" she asked, smiling. "Of course!" I said. "Do you wanna try and get a lotta gold?" 

"Sure." So we started walking towards a crimson forest biome. Out of the leaves, a hoglin broke free. "Wait!" I yelped. Luckily, a piglin was nearby and used its gold sword to help us kill it. I was wearing a gold helmet, but Lili was not wearing anything gold. Only iron armor! So after the piglin finished off the hoglin, he started attacking Lili. I used my gold sword LK helped me get to help Lili. The piglin dropped a gold nugget. "Take it," I told Lili. "Thanks." Then we found a zombie pigman. "Hi, dude!" I said to it.  "Graaah," it groaned. Then I swiped it with my sword and he looked at me with his big, innocent eyes and then his pupils turned red. He started attacking me with his gold sword, and I yelped in fright. "LILI!" I screamed from the top of my lungs. "What is it?" she replied calmly. "HELP ME! I'M DYING!" Lili smirked. "OK, ok." She lazily swiped him with an iron sword. "HURRY UP!" I cried. She swiftly swiped him this time. He was finally dead. Then I ran back to the base, got my diamond sword, and killed Lili. "Why did you do that!?" she screamed. "'Cause you tried to help that pigman on killing me!" She shrugged. "It was going to kill you anyway." I couldn't believe her. I know this is only on Normal , but I am getting ready for a Hardcore Special. If some of my friends aren't loyal, I might never do them again. I was blazing mad. So mad, in fact, I decided to cheat for just a minute. So I typed in the chat: /tp @s 39 -24 128. And then I typed, /tp LiliuniSillyPasta118013 to CalCloud31821347. Do you know where we were teleported? Into a pool of lava. I didn't mind myself dying, but Lili minded her death. "Why did you do that again?" I shrugged. "Listen, you tried to kill me. You are a truly unloyal friend." 

Lili's Perspective:
 Hi, I'm LiliuniSillyPasta. Aka Lili. Before I go on and on and on, I shall tell you the first part. How I ended up in the Nether, and how I got a friend, how I got a little lazy and accidentally killed my friend and she killed me like, ten times. So first, I wanted to defeat the wither boss, because I have a very cool base. I can't exactly explain this, but a few years back me and Callie were friends, and she'd gave me the seed for her main game she played. So I decided to complete my base by making a Nether house base, and so I lit up my broken Nether portal and put obsidian in it. And I spawned in a Nether Wastes biome. Then I heard Callie's voice. She said, "Who's there?" and I replied, "Umm, hi. I'm Lili. Who are you?" "I'm Callie." Now, Callie didn't write down everything. She didn't write down that we remembered eachother. "Wanna be my friend?" she asked me. "Yeah, okay." I said. "Hey, I'm gonna go on a mob-killing spree. Wanna come?" "No." I replied. I wanted to make a house for her Nether portal. If I did that, she'd probably make my Nether base and I wouldn't even have to lift a finger. So I grabbed all the materials in the Nether I could think of. I got blackstone, cobblestone, polished blackstone, nether brick, netherrack, warped hyphea, crimson hyphea, and so much more. I was expecting Callie to come back by the time I'd gathered the materials, but she wasn't there. So I had to make it. I designed the base of the plan, looked around for Callie, but she STILL wasn't there. So I made the interior, and the outer part. Finally, she was here. "OMG, Lil, what'd you do this is so gorgeous!" Callie screamed  at me. I swished my hair left. "Uh, well, it was kind of fun. Do you want to fight a pigman?" She looked at me and smiled silently. "Sure." So we found a pigman and activated it. "You're getting on my nerves." it murmured. It was already killing Callie. She was kind of being  little mean and too jolly for my liking. She was taking so long, and I was being really kind. I was being patient for her. As soon as she was down to five hearts, I used my iron sword to get her down to half a heart. "NO, LILI!" she screamed. Seriously, Cal, that's not polite. I heard her say under her breath, "I'll get you if its the last thing I do." I rolled my eyes. I know for a fact that Callie died, because I killed her. But in HER book, she said that she was down to half a heart. All her stuff dropped, so I emptied my inventory (that thing is FULL of junk) and collected her things. Then I threw out her useless items, such as clay, pumpkins, carpet, wool, dirt, and flowers. Seriously, that girl has so much junk in her inventory. But there was also two useful items: diamonds, and a golden apple. Then she respawned right back there. "Lili, why did you do that?" I could hear the lava pond burning. What could be my excuse? "So, um, the pigman was super close to killing you, remember?" She nodded. "I thought, well, maybe, that, since the zombie pigman was going to kill you anyway, you'd be really angry at the zombie pigman. But, um, since you punched it, it attacked you. So, um, it wasn't its fault? So you shouldn't be blaming it, I thought, so how about you blame me?" She looked super suspicious. "Hmm.. I will use this really crazy mod now. I knew it'd come in handy one day." Then she dropped into the portal, probably to start crafting the mysterious machine. Then she came back, and then in the chat she typed something. I just want to say, I do not know commands that well. All of a sudden, I was teleported to her. She was teleported in lava. I was surprised, so I jumped back. My fingers left the keyboard, so I died a fiery death. And I lost the things I gained from Callie. And SO THEY BURNT! But do you know what I learned? Never trust a person unless they remember you. And they get a joke. 

Back To My Perspective:

  I think you are wondering where I wrote in my diary. Well, if you are Minecraft Science Person, then you should know that, if you put a sign next to lava or water or something, then, lava will not shine there. But this is not the after math of my awesomeness. I did not make a new diary. No, that's what noobs do. Actually, noobs do not do that. Noobs are better then pros. They learn. Us pros know everything that is going to happen. Noobs learn from there mistake. OK, I'm tearing up right now. But, let me tell you exactly HOW I got my diary. See, just when Lili teleported to me, I jumped out of the pool of lava. Then, to get all the drops Lili had, I shifted so I wouldn't fall into the lava. The square where Lili bathed in lava I leaned in, my chin almost touching the boiling lava. I picked up the items she dropped. And do you know what she dropped? DO YOU? She dropped my diary! She must've stolen my items once I died. AND tooken my XP. Plus my diamonds and golden apple. I was really, really outraged. Once you make a new friend, you excpect them to be nice. But my friend is named Lili, and she wasn't quite that nice. I made a new poem. I do not know why. Here it is:
I had a friend

Her Name Was Lili

Then She Killed Me

Almost 1 Thousand Times

So I Avenged my Death

Taking her hands in mine.

Then I swung her arm around

And bubbled her in lava

As I Avenged My Death

That is the worst poem ever. But it is kind of true, except for the one thousand times part. I read the part she wrote and she thought that I was trying to make a machine. No, I was trying to find a plant. And a potion. And a crafting table. The mod I added is called, "Inoccent Tester" You have to combine a flower and a potion in the crafting table and then you get a "Plant Harm Essence". Then, when you combine Plant Harm Essence with a block of some sort, you get a Harm Block. Harm blocks damage you to half a heart when you mine them, and you can add your very own personalized message that is in pink huge letters when they get damaged. You can also craft poison flowers and Harmful Beds, Harmful Food and Harmful Items.  You craft harmful beds by adding a bed to harmful potions. Then, when you sleep on the harmful beds, if you are in the Overworld, then when you try to sleep in it it explodes. If you are in the Nether, the bed stands on its legs and attacks you. If you are in the end, the Ender Dragon will kill you five times.  If you add normal food to splash potion of poison and then add Plant Harm Essence, you'll get Harmful Food. If you combine it with carrots or tomatoes, a humongous army of zombies will appear right where you are. If its apples, then rotten flesh will be in your hand and you find yourself eating it. Like, a bunch of it. If its pumpkins or melons, you will be teleported into lava and burn. If its bread or anything else, a large slime will spawn and will jump on you until you die. If you get anything and combine it with Powerful Essence which you craft with glowstone, an arrow, two redstonedusts, and a flower when a player picks it up they get Nausea III or Poison. But I wanted to give her harmful food so that when she tried to eat it she would get hurt. I was going to take porkchops, but then I decided that potatoes would be better. So I got like, ten potatoes. Then I made a legendary twenty-five harmful potatoes. Then I gave some to Lili and she munched one while mumbling. Ew. Then, a bunch of zombie pigman who were provoked killed her in like a minute. She got five gold ingots, a stack of rotten flesh, and twenty five golden nuggets. I took it all. Mwahahaha. 

THE END